I realize some of you may be unfamiliar with bachelor-style cooking. While its ethos or philosophy may be crudly mistaken as "I'm lazy and need a woman to whip me into caring for myself", its very heart is unconventionality:



This is why following directions is so hard.

In other news:

"Shackleton's whisky recovered from South Pole ice"

(I know it's old. I forgot about it until a friend reminded me today.).